RIHANNA IS DELUSIONAL

Not only does this heifer like to stalk her abusive ex boyfriends and try so desperately to play up her rock star bad girl image, she clearly thinks the economy is back to where it was during the Clinton administration, because she's charging a shitload of money for her next album.

For the record RiRi has lots of singles that have been huge and have gone to number one, but out of the seven years that she has been around to release a new album, she has never had a number one album. So now her team has come up with an idea when her album Unapologetic is released next month. The album will come in two versions - A Diamonds Executive box and a Diamonds Executive Platinum one. The platinum version will go for a whopping $250.

Here is what you will get for paying $250 for a box that will contain a bunch of shit and tracks her people threw together at the last minute

•A Rihanna Unapologetic 2GB Credit Card style USB Flash Memory Drive with plentiful room for high-definition photos, graphic-intensive documents, videos, spreadsheets, presentations, term papers and music that can be stored and retrieved in a flash.

•A unisex shirt featuring a stunning Michael Muller photo of Rihanna taken during her Unapologetic album photo shoots spanning several weeks. Printed on a black 100% soft cotton shirt.

•7 Art print 12 x15 lithographs featuring Michael Muller photography, a Magnus Voll Mathiassen illustration and exclusive never-before released Rihanna Unapologetic images, bound together with her iconic handwritten R logo band.

•3 Device Adhesives featuring Rihanna’s Unapologetic cover, logo and image, compatible with iPhone, Blackberry and all other smart phone devices.

•7 Laptop stickers featuring artwork by Mario Hugo, Unapologetic album and “Diamonds” single artwork, and other Rihanna surprises.

•11×17 Rihanna handwritten personal note to her Navy

•A collectible colored vinyl featuring Diamonds Remixes.

•A Rihanna 3D experience available exclusively in this boxset. Collect this exclusive custom-made white View-Master with silver detail including a collectible vintage reel of never-before-released 3D images depicting Rihanna’s iconic style transformation.

•A 40-page custom Rihanna Notebook with handwritten notes and lyrics.

•Unapologetic Deluxe CD version with a 28-page photo and art booklet featuring Michael Muller and Melissa T. Forde photography and a 20 minute DVD featuring never-before-released footage, a First Look from Rihanna’s sold-out Loud Tour performance Live from London’s O2 arena.

•Exclusive Fan Mosaic poster featuring members of Rihanna’s Navy and a breathtaking Unapologetic image.

RiRi has definitely learned how to work the gimmicks to her advantage, but I have a hard time coming around to putting this much money out for someone who doesn't really take the time to put an album together. She releases new music every year and the dust hasn't even started collecting on her 2011 album Talk That Talk, which had three good songs and the rest sounded like scraped together songs she left on the cutting-room floor from previous albums. While I do like her music, I need to hear more from Unapologetic before I can even condiser buying the standard edition.