Tuesday, February 28, 2012
KEVIN FEDERLINE WANTS HIS KIDS TO GET REAL JOBS
One of the luckiest baby daddies in the world Kevin Federline (aka the Kim Porter of the pop music world), who has made a career out of getting fat off of Britney Spears' alimony and child support checks (Kevin is reportedly making about $40,000 a month) recently told the Herald Sun that he doesn't want his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to become professional gold digger's when they grow up. he would like them to be as normal as possible and get real jobs.
"I'll have them working at Micky D's. That's how we had to do it! I worked at a car wash, I worked at a pizza place. Things like that made me. I can be in this business now and I'm still the same person I am back then, because I know what I want out of life and how to treat people."
H should have finished that sentence with "But then I shot a few loads in Britney and not only got two kids out of her, but my sperm was so potent it made her lose her goddamn mind. Now I don't have to work ever again in life." Now you know ain't no way in hell Britbot is having her kids work at some McDonalds when in fact she has more money than most of us combined. All I know is KFat better be saving all his dollars, because once his sons become of age, the checks will stop coming.
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