Thursday, February 16, 2012

JENNIFER LOPEZ SENDS MILLIONS GAGGING FOR THE NEAREST TOILET WITH VALENTINE'S PIC


While I loathe all the cliched bullshit and the pressure that comes with a vapid day such as Valentine's Day (since people feel the need to need one day out of the year to be romantic when it should be that way everyday), there no one that makes me hate love more than the queen of all things sucio Jennifer Lopez. The superstar, who throughout her entire career I don't believe has ever given her pussy enough time to come up for air before she jumps on to the next dick, tweeted this photo performing cunnilingus on Casper Smart's arm, while he planted a staged gentle kiss on the money-hungry entreprenaur's head.

I just feel that she's so desperate to get over her relationship with Marc that she will do anything to convince us that her fuckery with Casper is real. I don't see anything wrong with having a little fun with a younger man, but when you have history with someone who you alleged to have been fucking while he was married to another woman, and is a mother of two kids, you need to be carrying yourself in a more lady like manner. I don't see Marc out flaunting his shit with his new piece, and I know Max and Emme are way too young to know what's going on, but J Ho is becoming undone and is clearly going through a mid-life crisis. I've been seeing her give an Razzie-worthy performance on the talk show circuit when it comes to questions about her relationship with Marc, but clearly they're not over each other. I definitely see them getting back tohether in the distant future. I'm just having a hard time taking real love advice from someone who couldn't get it right three times as somebody's wife. So if I were as Smart as a certain mack-up dancer's last name, I would be saving up my weekly allowance money, because we all know what happened to Cris Judd.

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