While I was pretty much bored to tears last night watching a bunch of uptight A-listers take themselves waaaaaay too seriously and a bunch of people who I could give two shits and a flying tampon about winning give their acceptance speeches (except for Octavia Spencer and Meryl Streep), one of my favorite award shows that definitely needs to be televised the Razzies were announced over the weekend, and I must say anything with Adam Sandler's name attached and every last one of those Twilight movies deserves to be on the list. While I do agree that Jack & Jill (which I am still shocked made $134 million at the box office) andTransformers are the worst movies of 2011 (can anyone seriously tell me what the hell Transformers is about?), the latter doesn't deserve to win worst picture. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (who is presently fucking Jason Statham) should never act again in her life because at times I couldn't tell if she was acting or playing one of the robots on screen. So since MTV loves giving all of their awards to the Twatlight films based on their popularity at the box office, which doesn't always mean that the movie is good, BTW (see Jack & Jill), I say all the Twilight leads should win the worst actor category (my choices are in red below).
Worst Picture
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
Columbia Pictures / Happy Madison Productions
JACK & JILL
Columbia Pictures / Happy Madison Productions
NEW YEAR'S EVE
Warner Bros / New Line Cinema
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Paramount Pictures / Hasbro
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Summit Entertainment
Worst Actor
Russell Brand
ARTHUR
Nicolas Cage
DRIVE ANGRY 3-D, SEASON OF THE WITCH and TRESPASS
Taylor Lautner
ABDUCTION and TWILIGHT S.B.D. PART I
Adam Sandler
JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
Nick Swardson
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
Worst Actress
Martin Lawrence (As "Momma")
BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
Sarah Palin (As "Herself")
SARAH PALIN: THE UNDEFEATED
Sarah Jessica Parker
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT and NEW YEAR'S EVE
Adam Sandler (As "Jill")
JACK & JILL
Kristen Stewart
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Supporting Actress:
Katie Holmes JACK & JILL
Brandon T. Jackson (As "Charmaine") BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
Nicole Kidman JUST GO WITH IT
David Spade (As "Monica") JACK & JILL
The Underwear Model Robot Girlfriend of Shia LaDouche (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Worst Supporting Actor
Patrick Dempsey
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
James Franco
YOUR HIGHNESS
Ken Jeong
BIG MOMMA'S #3, HANGOVER PART 2, TRANSFORMERS #3 and ZOOKEEPER
Al Pacino (As "Al Pacino")
JACK & JILL
Nick Swardson
JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
Worst Screen Ensemble
The Entire Cast of BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
The Entire Cast of JACK & JILL
The Entire Cast of NEW YEAR'S EVE
The Entire Cast of TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
The Entire Cast of TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Director
Michael Bay
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Tom Brady
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
Bill Condon
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Dennis Dugan
JACK & JILL and JUST GO WITH IT
Garry Marshall
NEW YEAR'S EVE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
ARTHUR
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
THE HANGOVER PART 2
JACK & JILL
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Screen Couple
Nicolas Cage & Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him in Any of His Three 2011 Movies
Shia LeBeouf & The Underwear Model (aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) TRANSFORMERS 3
Adam Sandler & EITHER Jennifer Aniston OR Brooklyn Decker / JUST GO WITH IT
Adam Sandler and EITHER Katie Holmes, Al Pacino OR Adam Sandler / JACK & JILL
Kristen Stewart & EITHER Taylor Lautner OR Robert Pattinson / TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Worst Screenplay
BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert and Nick Swardson
JACK & JILL
Screenplay by Steve Koren & Adam Sandler, Story by Ben Zook
NEW YEAR'S EVE
Written by Katherine Fugate
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
Written by Ehren Kruger
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART I
Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg
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