After Who Run The World (Not Girls) and Best Thing I Never Had failed to snatch some interest from even her hard-core Stans, Beyonce has decided to spend a whopping $2.00 on her video by spending 2 minutes off camera getting sprayed by glycerin water, sitting in a dark background while singing to the camera as it goes in and out of close-ups on her face. This heifer really wants to be taken seriously as an artist and ever since she stepped a tad out of her comfort zone when she did the Telephone video with another walking fraud named Lady CaCa, ever since then she's been trying to sell this 4lop album (which we know Columbia's been buying a bunch of copies just so they can say she's gone platinum) to anyone who will listen. Only thing is she's been making the same songs for the past 15 years she's about a decade too late. I think the rest of the video's budget went towards the Party music video that she recently shot in a trailer park in New Jersey (which I also hear features cameos by her only two friends her sister Solange and her other sister Kelly Rowland). In the meantime let's all sit with absolute boredom and watch 1+1 below (in case you bitches forgot how to count).
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