Former Jersey Shore fungus Angelina Pivarnik, who is still trying to stretch out what's left of her 15 minutes had a recent interview with 107.5 WZKL and insinuated that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is a secret fan of the John Travolta pocket peen society.
"I didn't have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn't even know how to do that. I honestly feel like he's in the closet right now, he doesn't want to come out...He's lame, he's not all that. Ladies he's not all that...He doesn't even know what he's doing. He's like a dead fish. He just sits there...You never know these days. More power to him if he's gay."
It's painfully obvious when watching the show that Mike has no game when it comes to the ladies, because not only did JWOWW have to educate him on sexually transmitted diseases, but he also forgets there are boundaries amongst friends that you don't cross. Pulling a robbery on Viinny more than once. Trying to hook up with Pauly D's ex-girlfriend while out at the club. Dude really needs to learn the true essence of guy code. I just hope Ange doesn't feel the same wrath that Irene got when she called Stephen a homosexual on The Real World Seattle way back in the day. In the end she got a big slap in the face and her teddy bear thrown in the water.
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