Could trouble be brewing for Robin Hood? According to Page Six, the film "Nottingham" has been delayed from February to April because Russell Crowe still hasn't lost the weight he packed on for "Body of Lies." He's supposed to portray Robin Hood and we all know Robin wasn't a big girl!
To make matters worse, actress (and celebrity starfucker) Sienna Miller who was supposed to play Maid Marian has quit the film, forcing producers to recast the role. All that fucking she does with her co-stars, who knew she had morals and drew a line when it came to men who's waist line expanded past 32 inches?
A source said, "Russell never lost the weight he put on for 'Body of Lies' - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He's so old and fat and she's so young and gorgeous. It's just . . . gross."
The movie also has other problems thanks to Russell. He demanded a complete rewrite so that most of the movie's focus is on his big ass. A source said he's also trying to get director Ridley Scott fired.
A studio insider confirmed that Sienna is out, but said Ridley is staying.
How about getting rid of Russell Crowe? I actually thought he was a good choice to play Robin hood. If he can get down to his "Gladiator" weight. Now that he's being a dickbag, it's time to get rid of him and hire someone more fit and cooperative.
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