Everytime I think I've heard it all, something else comes along to make me shake my head in disgust. Goodness knows there's nothing like having a nice freah pair of balls in your mouth to suck on when you're in the heat of the moment, but this dude is seriously reaching! A Siberian man who goes by the name of Ljubomir Erovic has released an e-cookbook on the Internet that features several recipes with the family jewels being the main ingredient. Ewwwwwwwww. Ok guys, you can let go your balls now, because Ljubomir only uses the balls of bulls, stallions, ostriches, pigs and turkeys. So we humans are in the clear (for now).
The nutty cookbook includes recipes like testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.
Ljubomir tells the Daily Mail that testicles can be a powerful aphrodisiac. Yea, I'll take your word for it. In my opinion sucking cock is a great aphrodisiac for me, but that's another story. When you do it well, you can make a dude cum in a matter of moments. Trust me, it happened to me recently (I was not the early ejaculator, mind you.) Tabitha (as in Stevens, the porn star who can suck a mean dick, as my best friend coined me) was definitely on her grind.
He said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles. All testicles can be eaten -except human, of course." See, he's staying away from human balls (and I'll say it again...for now).
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