Friday, June 6, 2008

WTF??? HOLY DISNEYLAND IN THE WORKS

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Hearing this makes me sick to my stomach. Word is in 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park. Better there than here. The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports. Will there be some themes of Astrology, Paganism and Egyptology included in the park as well? After all, the christians did plagarize their religious teachings from these other sects.

The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water. They should have one side Noah's Arc and the other side the Gilgamesh flood.

Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater. I at least hope they get the pits of hell designed accurate, because that's exactly where GOD would want all these idiotic zealots to end up. Making money of the back of god...sounds like the biggest scam ever created. Just like religion itself.

What would Jesus do?

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